A Most Wondrous Event

  • Me: I mowed the lawn and relit the water heater. I smell like gas and gasoline. 
  • Chad: So you're flammable?
  • Me: Luckily I am not also smoking hot because that could end tragically.
  • Chad: You would end on a bright note, though. And a high one, what with the screaming.

I Have the Best Conversations

  • Me: if you need moral support, I can provide. It may be my only talent, but I'm good at it. 
  • Ms. K Brown: Yes I've stolen your morals before. Perfect support for that wobbling dinner table at my old apartment. 
  • Me: I'm a great leveler. Like chairs are the great leveler of men. 
  • Ms. K Brown: And elevators of babies. 
  • Me: Look you can't blame me for that. I wasn't even there that day. 
  • Ms. K Brown: You had one job to do!!
Azathoth the Somewhat Perturbed

Azathoth the Somewhat Perturbed

My friend Hannah (http://hanoodles.tumblr.com/) always seems so sad on twitter, so I made her a birthday penguin. 

Sometimes we all need birthday penguins.

My friend Hannah (http://hanoodles.tumblr.com/) always seems so sad on twitter, so I made her a birthday penguin.

Sometimes we all need birthday penguins.

Bear

Bear

My friend Heather. The idea was to do it Tim Burton-y. I don’t think I succeeded, but at least I drew something?

My friend Heather. The idea was to do it Tim Burton-y. I don’t think I succeeded, but at least I drew something?

Winter

Winter

This was the first iPad art I made. All the hourlies were also done on one.

This was the first iPad art I made. All the hourlies were also done on one.

Hourly comics 4-5

Hourly comics 4-5

Hourly comics 3-4

Hourly comics 3-4