Anonymous said: How to make friends
102% of successful friendships are built on
- mutual transitory dysphoria and confusion about other people
- access to one or more cool animals
- provision of free wifi/relative shelter from the elements.
So basically just find someone you like the look of, throw a cake at them. Yell a bit together and then tell them you have free wifi and a house with a dog.
also with shutting cupboards and doors correctly, being able to lob stuff into the laundry basket, imaginary races with people in the street, if an atm gives me two tens or a twenty..
The first day we brought home baby Wesly!
Submitted by: Wesly the Corgi