A Most Wondrous Event
- Me: I mowed the lawn and relit the water heater. I smell like gas and gasoline.
- Chad: So you're flammable?
- Me: Luckily I am not also smoking hot because that could end tragically.
- Chad: You would end on a bright note, though. And a high one, what with the screaming.
I Have the Best Conversations
- Me: if you need moral support, I can provide. It may be my only talent, but I'm good at it.
- Ms. K Brown: Yes I've stolen your morals before. Perfect support for that wobbling dinner table at my old apartment.
- Me: I'm a great leveler. Like chairs are the great leveler of men.
- Ms. K Brown: And elevators of babies.
- Me: Look you can't blame me for that. I wasn't even there that day.
- Ms. K Brown: You had one job to do!!
My friend Hannah (http://hanoodles.tumblr.com/) always seems so sad on twitter, so I made her a birthday penguin.
Sometimes we all need birthday penguins.
My friend Heather. The idea was to do it Tim Burton-y. I don’t think I succeeded, but at least I drew something?







